That Darn Mic!!!

There I was, sitting on my table, listening to Oasis' "Whatever" in my MP3, locked away in my own world trying frantically to finish marking all the students' exercise books when suddenly Ustazah Azizah touched my shoulder and told me, "Boss...kau KETUA GURU BERTUGAS minggu ni."

I knew it.

So, I told her sweetly, "Ya, Cigu...sa tauuuuu suda," and gave her my "new teacher" smile. Usually, the leader of the teacher on duty is supposed to guard the main gate and report the week's happenings during the next assembly. Tiba-tiba saja she said, "Cikgu buat announcement la ah nanti..." WHA...???

So, fast forward...assembly time! That darn mic kept making strange sounds and yet the MC cant amplify her voice there!! Buduh punya microphone!!! So, the MC had to announce using naturally amplified voice. Yang sa heran budak2 ni kan...time bising di kelas bukan main kuat lagi tu suara, tapi time suruh buat announcement or presentation di depan, bukan main lagi kicil tu suara macam penyu. So, jalanlah sia dengar gaya2 guru bertugas ke podium and cakap in the loudest voice I can muster.

"KAMU BULIH DENGAR KAHHHH????"

"Buliiiiiiii...." jawab my murid-murid.

"MINGGU NI, CIKGU DAN CIKGU SO AND SO, SO AND SO dan ...errr...(tingu paper yang dibawa bersama) AKAN BERTUGAS...BAHHHH DATANGLAH JUMPA KAMI KALAU ADA MASALAH...(kalau teda, bagus juga...hehehehe)"

"BAHHHHHH!!!!" jawab murid-murid.

"TERIMA KASIH!!!!!!" said I, and off I go from the podium.

Then suddenly, the damn microphone berbunyi seperti sediakala...even better...kuat lagi tu. I was so pissed off, even when my colleagues were poking fun at me I don't even have the mood to laugh at myself like I normally would do. Buduh punya mic...sot...@#&!&@#@@!!!!

After the assembly, ada laaa this two guy teachers yang memang bikin panas tapi best mau berkawan pigi kasi ketawa sa.

"Uinahhhhh si Jacintoot...garang juga kau tadi!!!" kata guru lelaki A.

"Yabah...macam mau marah budak!!! BWAHAHAHAHAH" sampuk guru lelaki B.

"Abis tu? Kalau sa nda kasi kuat suara sa, kamu bilang sa macam semut. Nanti kamu. Sa tidak tulung kamu punch kad...baru kamu tau...*evil laugh*" kata si Cynta dalam hati. And sa betul2 nda punch kad dorang...like I do normally...AHAHAHAHAHAHA