Lawak Hari Lima
In my class at 1030a.m...
Student : Teacher, moskiukiu tu... masjid bah kan?
Me : Moskiukiu?? Ohhh...you meant mosque? M.O.S.Q.U.E is mosque, which is, yes...it's English for masjid.
Student (to a friend) : (triumphantly) Nah, kan sa bilang!!!! Ngam bah moskiu tu tu masjid!!!
Me : Bukan moskiu...MOSQUE!! And did I hear you said "tu" twice or is it just me?
*the rest of the class giggled*
Student B : Miss, dia bilang tu nyamuk bah tu...moskiutu...hahahaha....
Me : Ohhhh...I thought I yang salah dengar!! And by the way, a nyamuk in English is a MOSQUITO! Not moskiutu!! You go for solat Jumaat at a MOSQUE, not a MOSQUITO. Imagine praying to a mosquito...
*at this rate, the class burst into incessant laughter*
-_-''
I will never look at mosquitoes the same way again.
