Cikgu, kau bekas ratu kah?

Kamu percaya kah kalau sia kestau kamu yang ada cikgu approach sia tanya sia the above question? When he asked me, I felt like I wanted to roll on the floor laughing sampai terberak. I know-lah bah my face ni ndaklah drop-dead-gorgeous, tapi bulih2 bah ada orang tanya sia soalan tersebut dengan "sumerius" sekali. Our brief conversation follows below:

Cikgu A : Cikgu, are you Cik Jacinta Karen?

Me : Yeah. I'm Jacinta. Napa?

Cikgu A : Cikgu, kau bekas ratu Unduk Ngadau kah? Ada colleague kau kestau kami kau bekas ratu.

Me : (dalam hati) Buduuuuuhhhhhhh...

Me : Hahaha (ketawa polite kunun) tedalah. (Celaka kau, C***)

Cikgu A : Tapi, cikgu macam ada tu aura yang pernah ikut pertandingan ratu cantik bah...macamanapun, cikgu punya nama ada dalam senarai pengadil Unduk Ngadau ah.

Me : Bah, sa mana2 seja (yaiiiiii...AKU jadi pengadil Unduk Ngadau??)

Maybe, all of you were asking how come there was an Unduk Ngadau pageant in November. Well, our school and another school in Lahad Datu had our RIMUP (Rancangan Integrasi Murid Untuk Perpaduan) programme today and one of the main events were Unduk Ngadau. It was quite a suitable event cos the theme was "Perpaduan Melalui Perayaan" or something like that.

So there I was, a judge for the Unduk Ngadau event. My segment was personality in which I have to judge the participants' "senyuman and interaksi". Hahaha...these are my verdicts of the final 5 contestant:

Contestant 1 : Senyum2 kambing...REJECT!!
Contestant 2 : Okay, good smile...good eye contact...alaaaaa...tergagap waktu introduction..tiapa!
Contestant 3 : Wuisheh...ini memang ada bakat jadi ratu ni...gaya ada, stail ada...OK! PASS!
Contestant 4 : Wow, this girl's smile is so genuine..sampai nampak di mata dia. Gaya jalan pun okay, jawab soalan pun okay...
Contestant 5 : Uinah...lemah gemalai ni orang oh...cara capak pun okay...jawapan pun bulih tahan...kasilah markah tinggi sikit hehehe

And the winner was.....

CONTESTANT 4!!!

but seriously...

BEKAS RATU?????

ROFL!!